slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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(Source: kakerukurosawa)

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

officialcrow:

flexery:

I don’t even wanna know

haha they do be tho

officialcrow:

flexery:

I don’t even wanna know

haha they do be tho

(Source: metagrammed)

thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

perlockholmes:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

perlockholmes:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS

DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

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nahshaw:

I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye

jennlferlawrence:

steviepsyclone:

NO

I LOST IT I COMPLETELY LOST IT

(Source: pizza4presidente)

acorgiaday:

Boo I’m a ghost!

acorgiaday:

Boo I’m a ghost!

timothydelaghetto:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

WOW!

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