Oh, hello mother. Yes do not mind me I am merely shading your friend’s left breast

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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I’m at the airport, and there’s a guy here waiting on his girlfriend with a kitten

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

(Source: xmidnightfantasy)

nasturbate:

why is this in black and white. did she die? are these her last moments? did she die from churro overdose? thats the way i want to go

nasturbate:

why is this in black and white. did she die? are these her last moments? did she die from churro overdose? thats the way i want to go

(Source: aaronxdanni)

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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forgivemehighb100d:

forgivemehighb100d:

the doctor’s regeneration was so sad

Why is this post back

forgivemehighb100d:

forgivemehighb100d:

the doctor’s regeneration was so sad

Why is this post back

ladysilabee:


littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

pajamaben:

employer: um, your application just says, “my mom is making me do this”?

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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