some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

(Source: maahammy)

If i ever become a Sunday school teacher I’d rename lessons as blessin’s and have a blessin’ plan

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA


"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

unclefather:

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

"Monica how could you? and on our anniversary?"

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

canadianvogue:

at work: ***flawless (feat. featuring chimamanda ngozi adichie)

when i’m going out: ***flawless (feat. nicki minaj)

exxxmilitary:

Dogs don’t have realistic goals. My dog just tried to catch a bird for 10 minutes.

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